exquisite-blackness:

Timeless words…especially in today’s world.

vvankinq:

tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you

vvankinq:

tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you

microaerophilic:

so… uh, I think I found your problem.

patient with a white count of around 140,000/uL. normal range is about 4500-11,000/uL… our cutoff for a critical value is 40,000/uL so this is pretty high.

possibly a case of chronic lymphocytic leukemia since there weren’t any immature cells that I noticed, but 95% lymphocytes and several smudge cells (the purple amorphous blobs without any blue cytoplasm).

did-you-kno:

A group of researchers have developed an algorithm that can chronologically rank each of the Beatles’ albums, proving that artificial intelligence can “listen to” and recognize change and progression in musical patterns. The algorithm was so precise, it accurately identified the sequential order of when each song was recorded, regardless of its release date.

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did-you-kno:

A group of researchers have developed an algorithm that can chronologically rank each of the Beatles’ albums, proving that artificial intelligence can “listen to” and recognize change and progression in musical patterns. The algorithm was so precise, it accurately identified the sequential order of when each song was recorded, regardless of its release date.

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via wordsnquotes)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

huffingtonpost:

ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER CALL AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

There are many ways to kindly and respectfully compliment the way a woman looks. But one descriptor that should be left out of such comments? “Exotic.”

Cristen Conger of the How Stuff Works podcast, Stuff Mom Never Told You, takes on the topic of “exotic” beauty.

Watch the full video with Conger explaining how Lupita Nyong’o was “extocized” during the 2014 Oscar season here. 

Throughout my life I've heard one recurrent pick-up line: "I'm not into Asian girls, but damn, you are an exception." It's the one I've heard the most but it infuriates me the most. They're insulting my mother, my brothers and sisters, my entire race all with that one sentence, and they think that will flatter me? Like being Asian is a shameful thing but somehow I've "surpassed" that shame in their eyes? That's supposed to make me feel good? Piss off.

Anonymous